I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website
When your OTP wears matching sweaters and posts the same photo, you know it’s real.
"All of this free time with a baby is taking my online gaming to the next level. HA HA, YOU’RE PWNED N00B!"
Kim Dickens has been cast in S3 of House of Cards and it FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys