This blog is 95% Swan Queen and 5% crying. 20 years old, openly gay, Australian uni student, film freak, health nut. Here I mainly rant about hot older women and cry through my keyboard. Jessica Chastain is my Redheaded Princess. Swan Queen shipper 'til the end.
Matt Bomer is my King.

Shows: Rectify, Masters of Sex, Ray Donovan, Once Upon A Time, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights, etc.
Films: Paris, Texas, Mulholland Drive + Brokeback Mountain.
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"I saw someone do it one day, and I really liked it. I wanted it in the film. I thought it would be funny so I just put it in. I didn’t know where I was going to put it, and then we were doing the take where she’s really sick and it’s something that’s just kind of like, "What do you want when you’re sick? I don’t want anyone to talk to me. The thought of someone speaking is just…" So yeah, I just thought I’d throw it in and the director really liked it so we kept it." - Emily Blunt on improvising in The Devil Wears Prada

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#my baby #Emily Blunt #queue


nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

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poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

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#brilliant


aunicorndumbass:

SWAN QUEEN APPRECIATION WEEK ▹ day five; favorite swan-mills moments

That’s what I’m here for. One happy family.

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kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

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#I've listened to this like 7 times



addictedtoamypoehler:

“I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.”

addictedtoamypoehler:

“I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.”



Jessica Chastain out in New York, August 28.

Jessica Chastain out in New York, August 28.


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#this is still my fav

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

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gloriaswanson:

Gone With the Wind + Tumblr Text Posts